Santa Claus Game

What the ps3 needs in order to jumpstar its sales is a totally outrageous action multiplayer game, like the one found in Conkers for the N64 ( the Xbox version multiplayer gave me nightmares). The plot would revolve around Santa being taken hostage by Colombian drug cartels and American gun runners who plan on using his distribution channels as a way of distributing their goods (after all no one gets a bigger job done faster than old ST Nick). Players would be an elf trying to free Santa in the single player mode and in the multiplayer mode they would play as any of the characters found in the single player game.
The game could include a mini game where you play as the Easter Bunny trying to disarm toxic eggs that have been distributed by a pharmaciutucal company that plans on starting a fku epedimic and blaming the easter bunny.